Vertaling 
...they will first drive mad.
So, I got in the car with my laptop in tow, headed to town for some free WiFi. Had several things to do like check here to see if there was an answer about that exclusive elusive bonus I couldn't get on the mobile app, and to get my free bonus from new bingo billy, and to play some of that $20 bonus I got from Cleo's Facebook page and well, just to use the internet.
Found out about the exclusive but, darn, the website was down so scratch that. Tried to read new unread topics in the forum, but the link wasn't showing up. Was in the car outside of the library and it was cold as the heater is not working. WiFi kept going out. Cleo's lobby kept crashing so I gave up on them and concentrated on the bingo. My little free bonus was just enough for three games so I went to 123 bingo to play some of those thousands I had in the account and cannot withdraw due to not really being eligible for the bonus code I used. I had won big on the slots there, particularly living large.
Well I decided to play it again. And since my balance was so large I played the highest coin amount and was spinning at $45 each time. Got a few thousand more and thought, what the heck, I will max this and get it over with. $450 a spin. Got down pretty low pretty fast and then got the bonus. Spun the wheel and only got a forty. Looked down and OMG! $18,000!??!
Are they serious? I did a quick screen print then had to search for my paint program which should have been on my desktop. Found it, got everything just right, went to click save and my computer shut down because it got too hot! No!!! I gave up and drove back home ... In the cold.
Do you ever have times like this where you feel like comedy fodder for some higher power? Happens to me all the time. I had to laugh at myself and had to post If you have a related story, please share so I don't feel all alone.
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