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2. What’s the worst bet a person can make? well betting on your woman that she'll admit she was wrong! I've never won that bet lol!!!!! -
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- acgofer
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1. How can you spot a lousy gambler?
* They're all sitting at the penny machines.
* They're the ones walking around the casino not gambling.
2. What’s the worst bet a person can make?
* Any bet with YOUR money! -
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- daniel.affactive
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What’s the difference between a gambler and a stock broker?
A Gambler can play naked. A stockbroker wears dress clothes.
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- rokko
- op Feb 18, 10, 08:48:03 AM
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How can you spot a lousy gambler?
The blood donor platinum card.
What’s the worst bet a person can make?
New Coke. -
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- REDSKINS707
- op Feb 18, 10, 08:52:59 AM
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how to spot a lousy gambler ? he would be the one betting that the raiders are goin to win the superbowl and they arent even in it the worst bet u could make would be to use your kids as collateral that the raiders will win the superbowl ;D
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1. How can you spot a lousy gambler?
I don't know how to put my picture here
2. What’s the worst bet a person can make?
pushing the max credit button after putting in the end of the short money you just got there with and getting 0 back
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- helwin
- op Feb 18, 10, 02:13:09 PM
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1. How can you spot a lousy gambler?
when there's a long line of people standing behind you waiting for your machine
2. What’s the worst bet a person can make?
In my case, that I'm coming home with money -
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- bull
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How can you spot a lousy gambler?
He's the one who thinks a poker face means painting a spade, heart, diamond, and club on his forehead.
What's the worst bet a person can make?
Betting the cop you can beat him to the station. -
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- Dedi1981
- op Feb 18, 10, 07:21:10 PM
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How can you spot a lousy gambler?
'Hit me' when he has a blackjack!
Walking around with an infra red goggles.
Excuse me, could you tell me where the redjack table is? -
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- chachinga
- op Feb 18, 10, 07:53:41 PM
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How can you spot a lousy gambler?
the ones that are cursing and choking out the game they're playing... -
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How can you spot a lousy gambler?
He's the one doing the touchdown dance at the poker table after he looks at his initial deal.
What's the worst bet a person can make?
Dude, betting on me getting lucky this decade after the jokes I've cracked about my wife. -
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- Swety43
- op Feb 19, 10, 12:09:27 AM
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1. how can you tell a girl is bluffing.
when she give a a cheap smile.
2. What did the king of heart te ll the queen o heart.
I will always have your heart. -
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- Swety43
- op Feb 19, 10, 12:19:12 AM
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1. how can uyou spot a lousy gambler?
when they think to hard.
2.What's te worst bet a person can make?
how many hairs they can pull out. -
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- op Feb 19, 10, 02:48:38 AM
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And now, the final question.
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What’s the first thing you would do if you won a mega-million lottery?
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- Dedi1981
- op Feb 19, 10, 02:52:45 AM
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What's te worst bet a person can make?
Betting the money that you have borrowed from the mob and lose it all, including the cabfee. -
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What’s the first thing you would do if you won a mega-million lottery?ý
I would try with all my being to be as quiet as a mouse and keep it as secret as possible, and quickly move my family to place where no 1 knows us so we would be safe and could live stress free, comfortable,happy lives, and help less fortunate (not funny, but what I would love to do) -
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What’s the first thing you would do if you won a mega-million lottery?ý
I would have to shower and change since I just peed my pants and I don't want smell like it when I go to the Lottery office to cash in! -
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- op Feb 19, 10, 03:21:33 AM
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What’s the first thing you would do if you won a mega-million lottery?
Use life alert to call 911 because I would have a heart attack and I would like to survive to enjoy my winnings. -
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- op Feb 19, 10, 03:45:52 AM
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What’s the first thing you would do if you won a mega-million lottery?
I will pee my pants, clean it up, jump around and again pee my pants, start my boogie gie dancey dance. -
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if i won the mega million lottery i would go to the bank and withdrawl $100000000 go buy some elmers glue get butt naked spread the glue all over my body throw the money on the floor and start rollin in it then i would go to my job and tell my boss he can take his job a stick it where the sun dont shine becuz i aint workin no more
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What’s the first thing you would do if you won a mega-million lottery?
Invite Eva Mendez and Eva Longeria for a party. Sauce is served by Eva Padberg. -
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What’s the first thing you would do if you won a mega-million lottery?
Buy my cat a Kentucky Fried Chicken franchise. -
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- Dedi1981
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What’s the first thing you would do if you won a mega-million lottery?
Treat all my family for an ice-cream, with discount coupons. -
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What’s the first thing you would do if you won a mega-million lottery?
Set up the first annual LCB World Conference on Rokkofornia
(The Island Formerly Known As Mauritius).
Of course you are all invited.
Please just pm me wether you prefer smoker or non-smoker flights.
By standard all my planes come with ashtrays. I would have to order
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- colywog
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What's the first thing you would do if you won the mega-million lottery?
Put it all on 36 red. -
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What's the first thing you would do if you won the mega-million lottery?
give a $500 bonus to everyone posting on this forum -
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- acgofer
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Hi,
To all previous winners: your accounts have been credited.
:( You missed me. username: gtnwork
Thanks Daniel!
Have Fun!
Daniel
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- colywog
- op Feb 19, 10, 10:01:20 AM
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What's the first thing you would do if you won the mega-million lottery?
Sure fire way to make my millions grow....open an online casino -
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- daniel.affactive
- op Feb 19, 10, 10:02:51 AM
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Hello,
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Deb321
how can you spot a lousy gambler?
they are the one that keeps going to the ATM machine
and Viper1972
What’s the worst bet a person can make?
Well betting on your woman that she'll admit she was wrong! I've never won that bet lol!!!!!
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Sorry,
You got it now!
Daniel
Hi,
To all previous winners: your accounts have been credited.
:( You missed me. username: gtnwork
Thanks Daniel!
Have Fun!
Daniel
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WAIT!!!What's the first thing you would do if you won a mega-million lottery?..........Hire a pool boy for the wife (the b****rd would probably get lucky...), build a house and fill the rooms with computers, then invite all you naked online gamblers over and keep you supplied with bottomless (pun TOTALLY intended) VISA giftcards....GIDDY UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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- viper1972
- op Feb 19, 10, 10:49:10 AM
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What’s the first thing you would do if you won a mega-million lottery?
MAN!!! I'd be running down the street butt naked screaming YAHOOOOOOO!!!!! I won the lottery! -
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- Booo73
- op Feb 19, 10, 12:02:30 PM
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First thing I would do (after picking my jaw up off the floor) is deposit $1000 at every trustworthy casino I know...BONUS FREE for the first time in my life lmao.
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- medtrans
- op Feb 19, 10, 12:09:54 PM
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What’s the first thing you would do if you won a mega-million lottery?ý
I would head right to WinPalace to double it. Then I would have 2 mega-millions and be the largest winner at WinPalace ever!
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- dirkemans
- op Feb 19, 10, 03:44:22 PM
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whats the first thing you would do if you won mega million lottery?
i would put half on red and half on black and pray the zero doesnt come,
then if red or black comes three times in a row put it all on the opposite color.
then if i win: i would make my own online casino, where i would accept all countries, give all no deposit of 10 euro's and make a max cashout of 1000%
no playthrough, deposit required of minimum 20, delay all payments for 3 years, take the interest of the total money deposited, my own bankroll mega million leftovers and then:
buy 20.000.000 tickets for the next mega million lottery...
oh and where do gamblers go when they die?
youll see a huge stick (the ones that croupiers use for chipcollecting) coming out of the sky and you will here a voice : NO MORE BETS PLEASE!
if u were good it will be god, if u were bad it will be god, but youll have a playthrough requirement of 99.999.999 times your last bet before getting the heavenly jackpot -
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- helwin
- op Feb 19, 10, 03:57:00 PM
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What's the first thing you would do if you won the mega-million lottery?
Probably go sit on the toilet -
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- tsaunaz
- op Feb 19, 10, 08:10:21 PM
- Nieuwkomer 12
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What's the first thing you would do if you won the mega-million lottery?
Move to the Cayman's (where the tax assessors can't get anymore of it) and hopefully be able to play microgaming games again, then a round-the-world trip of casinos, then probably do it again!!
Oh, I might give my family some cash too...... -
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- bull
- op Feb 19, 10, 08:32:57 PM
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What's the first thing you would do if you won the mega-million lottery?
Deposit at dirkemans' casino. (and hire someone to clean helwin's toilet) -
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- mamrone
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- mamrone
- op Feb 19, 10, 08:39:18 PM
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i would call my husband at work and tell him to come home and pack and when he asked where we were going i'd say no where your'e out of here
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- mamrone
- op Feb 19, 10, 08:42:02 PM
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i would go to the bank and take it all in fifty dollar bills then go home and threw them all over my bed and jump into it naked and threw them up in the air and scream
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- mamrone
- op Feb 19, 10, 08:44:55 PM
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i would have to push my button on my life alert and say HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CANNT GET UP!
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