I literally just talked smack to a brown and serve sausage link. (Don't judge!)
The squirrely little bat rastard tried to get away from me and I caught it with my knees!
"You'll have to do better than THAT, sucka!"
*chomp!
The sun is shining. The birds are singing. And that was the best tasting sausage I've ever eaten!
How is your day going? :))))))))))))))))))