Vertaling 
A weirdo is at large in Pennsylvania for allegedly driving around town "exposes himself to women" and "offers them money to watch him put swiss cheese on his privates."
Gabby Chest of Bridesburg, recognized the suspect's photo and the story and in 2012, she said, a man who looked "exactly like" the gentleman in the photo contacted her on OK Cupid.
Here is part of the message he allegedly sent her:
"I developed this fetish to help me deal with my sexual urges. I found that women tend to like dairy products, and settled on cheese to represent the girl. thus I started having sex with cheese."
Certainly sounds like there is a lot of holes in his fetish!
he certainly is a weirdo. I don't know I'd do if I encountered him. Probably would kick the crap out of his car. 
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